List of Rules for Women (Girlfriend / Wife)

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the The Sun’s sport pages so you are aware of what’s going on regarding the World Cup and will be able to join in conversations.
If you fail to do this, you’ll be looked at in a bad [...]

Dear Microsoft Technical Support:
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began giving
unexpected errors and also took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. This wasn’t mentioned in the product brochure. In
addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system [...]

Quixtar is a multi-level marketing company, founded in 1999 by the owners of Amway. Quixtar is now owned by Alticor which also owns Amway. While Access Business Group (also owned by Alticor, Inc.) took over the Amway infrastructure in North America, Quixtar still services “Independent Business Owners” (or IBOs) operating in the Amway business model [...]

I have no idea, what type of scam is this.
But rumours, keep on saying that stay away from this architect, who builds houses and landscaping job.
Yes, he did take away your money.

This is a scam amongst those who wants to be a model, at a modelling agency.
A lot of people reported that they’ve been scammed, and lost a lot of money
Barbizon Proscout is not a real scouting agent. They just want the money, by paying their expensive fees.
I hope that those who has been scammed / [...]

21st Century…
Our communication – Wireless
Our dress – Topless
Our telephone – Cordless
Our cooking – Fireless
Our youth – Jobless
Our food – Fatless
Our labour – Effortless
Our conduct – Worthless
Our relation – Loveless
Our attitude – Careless
Our feelings – Heartless
Our politics – Shameless
Our education – Valueless
Our follies – [...]

I tried to point out that many Malaysians always convert and that is why they say the UK is expensive. In fact, the cost of living is much cheaper than in Malaysia. In actual fact, Malaysians are being conned because for such a rich and resource rich country, the pay in Malaysia is way too [...]

ONE:
If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It’s your stupidity.
TWO:
Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect…..
So why practice?
THREE:
Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.
FOUR:
Money is not everything.
There’s MasterCard & Visa.
FIVE:
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there [...]