Hundreds of grieving admirers camped overnight outside three locations in his home state of Queensland for a chance to attend next week’s farewell.

The televised service will be held in the “Crocoseum” of Australia Zoo.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5347972.stm

Unveiling more details of the player, which it hopes will rival Apple’s iPod, Microsoft said the Zune will come in three colours – black, white and brown.

To be manufactured for the US giant by Japan’s Toshiba, it will come with a three-inch (7.6cm) colour screen.

The Zune will also have wireless connectivity, allowing nearby users to exchange songs and photos.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/5347112.stm

DAY 1:
They watched their first movie together & were both touched in the
romantic
film.

DAY 4:
They went to the beach & had a picnic… Daniel & Jasmine had their
quality
time together.

DAY 12:
Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they went to a Horror House..
Jasmine was scared and she tried to touch Daniel’s hand but by accident
she touched someone else’s and they both laughed..

DAY 14:
They saw a
fortune teller down the road and asked for their
future. The fortune teller said: “My darlings, please don’t waste
the time of your lives… spend your time together happily.” Then tears
flow from the teller’s eyes.

DAY 20:
Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a
meteor…Jasmine mumbled something.

DAY 28:
They rode on a bus and because of the bumpy road, Jasmine gave her
first
kiss to Daniel by accident.

DAY 29:

11:37 pm Daniel & Jasmine were sitting in the park where they first
decided to play this game…
Daniel: I’m tired Jasmine… do you want any drinks? I’ll buy you one..
I’ll
just go down the road..
Jasmine: Apple juice would be fine,thanks.
Daniel: Wait for me…20 minutes later… a stranger approached
Jasmine.
Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?
Jasmine: Yes, why? What happened?
Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel & he is critical
in
the
hospital.

11:57pm The doctor came out from the emergency room & handed
out an apple juice & a letter to Jasmine.
Doctor: We found this in Daniel’s pocket. Jasmine read the letter which
says:
Jasmine, this past few days, I realized you are really
a cute girl & I am falling for you.. your cherished smile, your
everything
when we played this game.. & before this game ends, I would like you to
be my
girlfriend for the
rest of my life. I love you, Jasmine…Jasmine crumples the paper &
shouted..
“Daniel! I don’t want you to die…I love you…
Remember that night we saw a meteor? I mumbled something.. I wished
that we
would
be together forever & never end this game. Please don’t leave me,
Daniel… I
love you, you cannot do this to me Then the clock strikes 12
Daniel’s heart stopped pumping
THEN IT WAS THE 30th DAY…

Always love your loved ones & show them how you
feel
before it’s too late..You will never know when they will be gone from
your
embrace.. If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting
compassion
& love to your love ones, today is the day. Love them while they are
still
Here.

This is very funny, go ahead and read.

To all Employees:

Effective January 2007

Dress Code

1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.

2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.

3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay raise.

Sick Days

We will no longer accept a doctor’s certificate as proof of sickness.

If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Holiday Days

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

Compassionate Leave

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.

In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use

1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.

2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.

3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the “Chronic Offenders” category.

4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company’s mental health policy.

Lunch Break

1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.

2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.

Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

I’m in the other office today, and most of the time, I can’t surf a lot of my favorite websites.

When I try to open MySpace.com, I get this notification on my web browser:

The company Internet use policy restricts access to this web page at this time.

Reason: The Websense category “Personals and Dating” is filtered.

This Websense is really giving me a headache.

Anybody knows on how to bypass, bypassing, get around, defeat, avoid, disable or unblock Websense?

Help!!

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Take each letter of your name and substitute it with the japanese sound to the right of the letter.

Names might be kinda long.

A- ka * B- zu * C- mi * D- te * E- ku * F- lu * G- ji
H- ri * I- ki * J- zu * K- me * L- ta * M- rin *
N- to O-mo * P- no * Q- ke * R- shi * S- ari * T-chi U- do *
V- ru * W-mei * X- na * Y- fu * Z- zi

JAPANESE NAMES:

Raaja —> Shikakazuka (looks very cool)

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Thanks to Zrandomblogger

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.

Take the test presented here to determine if you’re losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers until you’ve made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: “bread.” If you said “toast,” give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say “silk” five times. Now spell “silk.” What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said “milk,” don’t
attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said “water”, proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said “green bricks,” why are you still reading these???
If you said “glass,” go on to Question 4.

4. It’s twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of “no man’s land” between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man’s land”?

Answer: You don’t bury survivors.

If you said ANYTHING else, you’re a dunce and you must stop. If you said, “You don’t bury survivors”, proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus; In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!

Don’t you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!