Hey, don’t forget to turn on the light.
Do not simply paint your house with a spray.
You should use a mosquito spray instead.

This kids is farting, and his father is opening all windows.
He need to change a diapers.

Without any burglar alarm ringing, a boy cleaner is snatching a Juicy Fruit.
And the magician gets angry, and he turns him to a goldfish.

Which one is more important?
The answer is Harley Davidson.
Even a small luxury yacht can’t pass the bridge.

Nice commercial from Brightstro, even though I prefer Symantec Veritas for a backup purpose and a high availability.

Don’t have any money to buy a Harley Davidson?
Why don’t you try to use time machine.

Everybody loves milk, and it’s always sold out in stores.
They’re all crazy about milk.
Why?

Always feels tired and exhausted?
Why don’t you try an energy drink, which makes you feels full of energy.
And even police can’t chase you out.

Levi’s is an old brand, same goes with condom.
Oldies commercial, but make sense.
Don’t try to bring out a shopkeeper’s daughter if you bought from her father.

Afraid of losing an adult football game?
Why don’t you try to put a child in that game?
Yes, he can score a goal with a butt.
That’s why Child Trust Fund is so important, for your child’s future.