Upgrading from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.. Microsoft Technical Solution
Dear Microsoft Technical Support:
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began giving
unexpected errors and also took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. This wasn’t mentioned in the product brochure. In
addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization where it monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and
Cricket 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected.
Attempting to operate Saturday Sports Bar 6.3 always fails but
Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0
in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite
applications.I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend7.0 but
uninstall doesn’t work on this program.
With regards,
ABC
THE REPLY FROM MICROSOFT: -
Dear ABC,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its
creator to run everything.You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife
1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not
designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or
purge the program files from the system once installed. Some people
have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or wife 2.0 but have ended up
with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony Support and
Solicitors Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I recommend you keep it installed
and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or
problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the
C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It
may be necessary to run C:\ IAPOLOGISE a number of times but
hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very
rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional
software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0 . Do not under any
circumstances install Secretary36.24.36 (Short Skirt version) as
this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will
almost certainly crash.
Thank you for using the program!!
With regards,
Bill Gates
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